- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

The power to hatch from an egg

The power of micro penis.

the power of words

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

the power to turn O2 into CO2

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

The power to sleep through a dream.

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to see into the present

The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

Pointless Super Powers