The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The ability to be in fashion.

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Power to not have any power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!