The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to not be color blind.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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the power to go on this website

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!