The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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lol

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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cry acid tears

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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the power to die

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!