To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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power to fart through your mouth

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!