To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

The power to not see anything

The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

to poop a penny every year

power to fart through your mouth

The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

The power of having two left hands.

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

The power to have an ability.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

the power to do one push-up

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to have a V8

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!