The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to smell any point in time

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!