The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!