The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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the power to kill yourself

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!