- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power of 12% levetation

The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to be powerless.

the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

The power to sleep through a dream.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

the ability to manually control your breathing

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

The power to walk 1% faster.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

Pointless Super Powers