TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to die whenever you want.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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the super power of being a housewife..

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to bleed

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The power to see into the present

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!