The ability to get shot, for real.

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Liam Brudenell

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to kill yourself.

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Acid tears.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to like any show

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to fart mace

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!