the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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Taekwondo

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to be gay on command.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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the power of words

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!