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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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the power to go on this website

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!