the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to poo without wiping.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to have a super power,

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the power to nit propely

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!