the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to become powerless

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to be a snail

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!