The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to not do it.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!