The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power of minding your own business

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!