The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to be a snail

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power of minding your own business

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!