The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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mint berry crunch

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the power to animate condiments

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!