The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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To have the power to breathe

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!