The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to have no power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!