power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to kill you self.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to buy free things.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to release the bogus

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!