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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers
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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.
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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.
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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough
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the ability to see through air
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The power to inhale coins without dying.
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The power to be invisable when your dead
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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.
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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.
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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around
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75% levitation
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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am
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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea
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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.
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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"
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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).
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The power to create a pointless superpower
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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you
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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese
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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park
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To change your eye colour when ever you want
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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over
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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.
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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!