the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to breathe

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the ability to talk to humans

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!