The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

the power to defecate while standing up...

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

power to permanently shrink one eye.

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

the power to transform into Kanye West

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!