The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power of bad luck

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!