the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!