ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to release the bogus

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!