The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

The power to think of food

the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

The power to eat your own head.

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

The power to see oxygen.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!