Delayed Reaction Man

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power of exploding when you think.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!