The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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cry acid tears

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!