- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

i love to make shit brix

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to make money disappear.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

Pointless Super Powers