The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!