the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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75% levitation

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!