The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!