The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power of bad luck

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to die when you get old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!