Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

The power to erect your nipples at will.

The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

The power of christ ;)

i love to make shit brix

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to not finish your....

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

the power to sneeze whenever you want

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!