- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

cry acid tears

The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

the power to die

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to eat socks

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

Pointless Super Powers