The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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Invisible handwriting.

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the ability to levitate

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to have no power

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!