power to permanently shrink one eye.

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

The power to be invisible when singing

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

i love to make shit brix

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!