- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

the ability to wake up on an elephant

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

75% levitation

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

The power to love Justin Bieber

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to digest corn.

The power to even

The power to shit on the ceiling

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

Pointless Super Powers