The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!