The power to think of the worst superpower.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to not be funny

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!