the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to like any show

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!