The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to think oppositely

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!