The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the power to die

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!