The power to like any show

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The power to die at will.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!