The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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75% levitation

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!