The power to think of food

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

The power to turn into a tree.

The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

The power to not see anything

The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

The ability to think of an ability - JW

Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

The power of having two left hands.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

Being only half invisible.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The ability to be in fashion.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!