The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!