The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to be powerless

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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the power to smell like ham

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to not see anything

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!