the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!