the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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the power to catch em' all

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to create powers

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the power to be powerless

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!