The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power of bad luck

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!