The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!