the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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the power to enter a coma.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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Acid tears.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!