The power to make money disappear.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!