The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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make youself dumb

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!