The power to make water expire.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to see oxygen.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to ignore useful information

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to catch em' all

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!