- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The power to die

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

power to permanently shrink one eye.

The power to microwave bread

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

The power to swallow instead of spit

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

Pointless Super Powers