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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?
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The power to make any glass of water into milk
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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?
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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.
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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.
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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!
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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!
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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.
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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body
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power to permanently shrink one eye.
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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.
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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.
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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life
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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.
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power to fart through your mouth
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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you
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the power to transform into Kanye West
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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.
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The power to have gravity.
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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.
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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much
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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder
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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.
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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!