The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!