The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to be invisible when singing

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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To never remember what the word if means

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!