The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to fly when in something flying

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75% levitation

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to not exercise.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!