- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The power to turn toast back into bread

the power to read this pointleessuperpower

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to not move but your always happy.

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

The power to talk without a tongue

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power of compulsive lying.

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

Pointless Super Powers