the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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mint berry crunch

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to eat socks

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to even

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!