The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to have an ability.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The ability to die instantly

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!