The ability to jump

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The power to not see anything

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The ability to smell colors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!