The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power of compulsive lying.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!