The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to be blind

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!