The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power of compulsive lying.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!