The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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power to fly when your underwater

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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the power to control nothing

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!