The power to wish you had a power

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to touch your toes

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!