The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!