The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!