The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to sneeze scissors

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!