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The power to not be funny
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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.
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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.
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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.
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Power to not have any power.
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the power to be invisible when sleep.
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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt
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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.
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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.
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The power to smell through your arse.
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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years
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The ability to be in fashion.
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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.
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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands
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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.
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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.
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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.
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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.
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The power to think of food
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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes
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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily
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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.
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The power to turn into a tree.
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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!