The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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the power of words

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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the power to control nothing

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to like any show

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!