- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to think out loud without saying a word

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

The power to not have any power.

The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

the power to fart every time you blink

the ability to darken darkness

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

Pointless Super Powers