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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

The power to forget you have a super power.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to buy free things.

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

75% levitation

the power to get extra homework

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

the power to turn retarted

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!