- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep through a dream.

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The power to bleed

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

The power to drink and drive without being caught

The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

The power to be asleep while in bed

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

the power to enter a coma.

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

Pointless Super Powers