the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!