The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!