the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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the power to misspell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!