The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power of being aquaman.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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Taekwondo

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!