The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to bleed

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!