- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

being black

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

The power to punch that like button

The power of being negative all the time.

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

The power to talk without a tongue

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The power of making your tits smaller

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

Pointless Super Powers