The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to kill yourself.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!