The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

the power to be friends with Donald trump

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

Power to freeze ice.

The power to be invisible when singing

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!