the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to die

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!